It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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