Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
wow bdsm is so cute
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
