I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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