well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
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