**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Randomize
