Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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