i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
