Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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