The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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