i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
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