so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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