the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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