ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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