therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Can I color on your dick again?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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