I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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