I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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