FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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