5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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