I will die if light touches me.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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