i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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