I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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