I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
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