She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
there is puke in my bra ... again
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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