remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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