there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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