is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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