white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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