idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I understand Curling. That high.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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