I am puke
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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