I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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