She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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