But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
why does every cop we meet know your name?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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