just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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