Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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