He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
pray to the hookup gods
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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