I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I am puke
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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