Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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