whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I know her cup size but not her name....
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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