I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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