That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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