What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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