Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
even my farts smell like vagina
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Randomize
