I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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