He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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