we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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