it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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