it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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