dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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