It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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