break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I see more hoeing in ur future
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