We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
