Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Holy sore nipples Batman
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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