just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Life is so much better after having sex.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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